Building on my negativity rules! claim, I decided to share with you three video tutorials detailing how to screw up video marketing, Facebook marketing and, while at it, how about messing up your entire social media campaign?
Did I arouse your curiosity? Mission accomplished! Let’s get started…
Top 5 Tips For Pointless Video Marketing
Make it a commercial
NEVER ask yourself: “What’s in it for my audience?”
Over-perfectionize your video!
One video per decade is more than enough!
Take your time! “e-hibernate” while your competition make it big time… Nice going!
Intrigued? No bragging but I know I have this effect. Check out this video for more enticing details…
The Facebook Marketing Failure Bible
Introducing the top 5 tactics for Facebook marketing utter failure. Enjoy!
Broadcast your ultra-boring sales pitch
Check out your Facebook page every blue moon!
Screw FB Tools/Apps!
Violate Facebook Terms! Mark Zuckerberg has enough on his plate!
A Lesson in (NOT) Social Media
Now I am saving the best for last: introducing the ultimate Garious recipe for screwing up your entire social media marketing campaign.
Simply put: Be super-robotic and lose every human touch!
What’s your take on these videos? Do you have other “how to screw things up” videos that you would recommend? What else did NOT work for you? Thanks in advance for taking the plunge!